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Entries from September 2008

CBC Radio 3…wow.

September 21, 2008 · 2 Comments

Do you know what it’s like to be a radio-hopeful like me when you get an e-mail, unsolicited, from a CBC radio producer?

It’s pretty much the best thing that can happen, professionally. Period.

That’s what happened to me the other day when Chris Kelly sent me a message asking me if I’d like to be a guest (interviewed) on Grant Lawrence’s internet Radio 3 show. I nearly imploded.

Grant Lawrence has been the host of Canada’s most downloaded music podcast. So, you may understand that his internet radio show gets a nice collection of live listeners. I can’t blame people for tuning into web radio with the options slimming more and more on commercial radio. Not everyone is as lucky as Windsor/Detroit to have a community station like CJAM to bring good music to your life.

Chris told me that the show was focusing on beer. And, I kind of deal with the stuff, a lot. So I was totally geeked for this interview, ran a hundred errands the day of the interview, and when I got home there was a message from Chris, wondering if I was ready for the interview!

“Did I screw this whole thing up or what?”

I was panicking. I called back, left a message, and waited.

Minutes later the call came, and I was slotted into the show to discuss beer with Grant during a music break.

You see, I’ve been a huge fan of Radio 3 because of what they do for Canadian music. I’ve sent several messages (audio and e-mail) to Grant and Craig Norris (the host of CBC Radio 3’s R3-30 podcast). These guys, along with their team of producers, are the exact people I wish to be working with, in that medium I love…radio.

The interview was fun, fast-paced, and concise. These are the kinds of things I could do every day until I cease to be. So when this interview was done, I was short of breath, gasping (I guess) on the inside, for more opportunities like this.

I have decided to give you the recording I made (a crude one) of the audio I collected with my Zoom H4, laying it next to my computer speaker. It’s a little noisy in the background, but if you focus, it’s fun.

CLICK HERE FOR RADIO 3 WEB RADIO WITH GRANT LAWRENCE

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Grownups Read Things They Wrote as Kids

September 18, 2008 · Leave a Comment

My uber-talented friend Dan has this brilliant event in Toronto called Grownups Read Things They Wrote as Kids. It’s even better than my book night, specifically because it forces you to laugh at yourself

Read this recent article in the Toronto Star about it. So proud of him.

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Get Lit Up

September 17, 2008 · 1 Comment

Big cities are home to lots of people.

More people, more ideas. Simple math, I think.

I like keeping an eye on the “ist” sites of big cities. Torontoist.com, LAist.com, SFist.com, Bostonist.com, etc. These sites go out of their way to tell readers about the happenings of the cities, the news, the events, profiles of prominent inhabitants, festival profiles, TV schedules for the region, restaurant reviews, public transit news, architectural news, music listings, etc.

I love seeing what’s going on in the cities where the numbers are up above Windsor’s. Why? Because in those towns, when you float a crazy idea, you are not the only one standing there looking around, listening to crickets. In big cities, there are others who share the taste for flair.

In particular, I like taking these ideas and using them.

I did just that yesterday evening. I saw a night of book-appreciation in San Francisco and Toronto, where authors come in to discuss books, or the topic of their book, but NOT TO DO A READING. At Phog, we have had plenty of readings, and we’ve had good results. The idea of a book discussion spoke to me because it was more than the same old praise for the ACTUAL words being spoken. I wanted to know more about what these authors had to say about books.

In connection to this, I cleaned out my house. Began at least. The books were the first thing to be culled. Then what? What was I going to do with them? I decided to build the event around the sharing, and ridding of books into the hands of more appreciative readers. From there, I thought about getting some local authors to give their take on books on a panel at the front of the bar, on stage. Thirdly, I compiled a short list of people who read every time I see them, and I asked them to list their top five books. I then printed these out to give to the attendees of the event, so they had something to take with them as a referral to new, influential books.

What happened?

I was nervous as hell, and I figured the turnout might be slim, but to my surprise, there were about 35 people in all who attended, maybe more, plus the hundreds of books brought by the literati attendees. While I expected a book trade and sale, it turned out that people were more willing to give them away en masse. There was a free-for-all after the discussion period where people grabbed books they wanted, didn’t know they wanted, and books they knew someone else wanted.

The pride of the evening, aside from the awesome people who brought books, was the discussion. My guests were mentors of mine from days past and present. Here’s who spoke:

Paul Vasey, author of several fiction and non-fiction, ex longtime host of CBC Windsor’s morning show, and ex-columnist for the Windsor Star. He, alone, shaped my writing to be exactly what it is today. He told me to write the way I talk. I tell stories well with my voice, but it needed to be translated to paper. Ever since then, I think of him when I finish writing anything.

Bob Monks, who has had two books published about how to make art, or about his journey into his life as an artist. Monks was also the editorial cartoonist for The Windsor Star for YEARS, and he was a TV personality with CBC News. He’s a total pro, and is now 81 years old (you’d never know it). He was a mentor in my cartooning career between the ages of 16 and 20 (another story). He taught me composition, editing, humility, and honour.

Mary Ann Mulhern is a very successful narrative poet, who admits her attachment to the dark imagery in her stories, and she taught me once a week in a “special class” when I was in grade 7. She’s extremely artistic with her view on books, writing, and expression. She’s a great inspiration.

Scotty Hughes is graphic designer who has helped lay out and produce MANY local nature books, reference books, children’s books, etc. He is a hugely gifted guitar player, idea guy, inspirational presence. I love having him stroll through the door, because it means I will be having meaninful conversation before the night is through.

The panel took off and never looked back. Paul Vasey, co-moderated the discussion, with me, but not out of request but out of habit. He saw gaps where I was not pushing people to express a little more in their answers, and he made the discussion SO MUCH better because of it. It was a lesson in interviewing and moderation for which I will forever be grateful. All the panelist answers were intelligent, true-to-themselves, expressive, un-rushed, un-forced, free-flowing, and fun. Monks had quick, perfect answers that left people laughing, while the others had reflective stories that put the life of a writer and book lover into perspective.

An hour and a half later, I needed to end the discussion, and try to properly thank the panelists. Still, I do not know how to properly appreciate their contribution.

Good news for those who could not go and wanted to go; I recorded the entire thing.

This link will take you to where you can download the file for free! You may want to skip all the parts where I talk, it really doesn’t help. Also, some people are reporting some trouble with this link. If it doesn’t work, check back again later. I will try to fix it.

This night was a huge success, shedding some light on the under-appreciated literary arts in Windsor. I am proud, and I am anticipating the next Get Lit Up event…but I need to focus the discussion. That’s not going to be an easy thing to decide.

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Video that made me stop…

September 14, 2008 · 2 Comments

I don’t give a damn about skateboarding. Don’t care. Never did beyond the time I got a skateboard when I was 8 and couldn’t do anything with it.

But I watched this video (I cannot even guess WHY I started it, at this point) and I am amazed.

So amazed in fact that I am embedding it here for all to see. This is just nuts, but it looks like complete fun. Enough of the skaters jumping over potholes or mailboxes or doing rail-slides…blah, blah, blah…been there…seen that (knowing I couldn’t do that).
This video is something else. It is freeing in a way, just watching it from about 2:20 into it…

Please watch and enjoy. I loved it.

THIS IS THE LINK!!

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Stencilling RUN DMC

September 9, 2008 · 6 Comments

Stencilling went from being a simple cut-out project or a t-shirt design and it turned into something more.

I have patience, and I have a steady hand (for now) and I found myself willing to put hours and hours into cutting out detailed images for spray-paint usage on t-shirts or posters afterward.

But the cut-out itself is a fragile art piece that I cannot help but want to keep pristine, not spray-paint over. I use paper, not velum, not plastic. So when I cut out something lacy, it is more delicate than baby’s skin.

Enjoy the video of my newest pride and joy. RUN DMC.

I’m looking pretty sad, with the earbuds in, listening to podcasts for six hours while I cut. But the finished product is what’s supposed to look good in this video, not me.

Jam Master Jay, rest in peace.

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Pelee Island

September 9, 2008 · 10 Comments

Last weekend, Jhoan and I went to Pelee Island with friends. It was the first time we’d ever gone. What is Pelee Island? Well, it is the southernmost point in Canada, an extremely nature-related place, with less than 300 people living there the entire year. Business is based solely on tourism, and kids have to be flown to the mainland daily for school (high school) in the winter. It holds the crumbling ruins of the first ever winery in Ontario. It’s behind a big iron gate, and off limits. Pelee Island is such a unique place, I don’t even know how to explain.

You see, when I travel, I notice the “feel” of a place. I have no choice. It’s like a vibration is being shuddered out ethereally, and I am at the mercy of that sensation. The feeling of New Orleans is nothing compared to the feeling of Boston, say, but Pelee Island was so natural, felt so remote, that it was more akin to my trip to El Salvador. The rural towns of Las Vueltas and Agua Caliente were so rural, with what seemed like no rules, I was reminded of that feeling on Pelee Island. Why? Well, being on the beachfront of the cottage, you see nothing but Lake Erie and the beach extending in both directions until the curvature of the island tapers it off. That limitlessness, the ability to jump in the warm lake and listen to the quiet at nine in the morning felt like some of my time in Central America. Freeing. A far cry from the yokel-nutty-partying idea I had of Pelee Island originally.

Having said that, the ferry ride took off from Leamington Dock at 9am, and we were in the liquor store of the island at 10:45am.

We got there in an hour, went to the cottage we were renting on the other side of the island, and after dropping off our gear, decided to load up on libations. Having a drinky-poo is a nice way to settle down, especially for urban dweller like us. Our friends, who I fear I annoyed endlessly during the trip (with my ability to be where the least amount of work/cooking was being done and being a ball of distracting energy) are from Toronto. All of us are not capable of “just relaxing”. When spending my summers up north in Algonquin-country as a teen, it was common knowledge to the permanent residents that all visitors take at LEAST 3 days to decompress, and turn their vocal volume down. On Pelee, with 3 days and two night at our disposal, a nice beverage was a way of taking days off of that decompression.

The driving and biking we did was always in a sober-yet-altered state of mind. I seemed to be expecting this little island to be barren for some reason. I looked around at the trees (Carolinian Forest) and farming (soy and grapes, etc.) and the tree-laden front lawns of the few homes inhabited year-’round and thought, “How did this all get here? How did this island become such a place?”

I mean, the streets (what few there are) looked like what I imagine the streets in the rural southern United States, such as Alabama, Mississippi, Oklahoma, etc. Insects buzzed loudly in the heavily treed-lots (some tourists buy land and clear-cut for big resort-like cottages in some areas though) and the lawns are large and shady, inviting you to play under the trees and discover the Pelee Island fairies hiding in the tall grasses at the edges of the property.

Going to Pelee Island is one of the best experiences of travel I’ve ever had. Simple. Being so close to Windsor (geographically, not mentally) was shocking to me. This paradise is so unknown largely to the city-folk, and it’s likely the better for it. A week-long excursion would be a better length of time to spend there, and Jhoan and I would ultimately find ourselves so unwound, we might actually reach Nirvana while reading on the hot August sand of the last bit of southern-Canadian soil.

You can visit the Pelee Island Winery (where they don’t technically make the wine) and buy any assortment of wine and raw meat, which is then cooked and consumed in the park/picnic area in the back of the winery headquarters where the barbecues and tables are strewn about. You can visit the local bakery (unreal!). Circumnavigate the island on your bike (rent or bring with). Jhoan and I did, and it was magnificent. You can (we didn’t) eat at the local restaurant(s) or bar (only one). Really, you can do whatever you want, keeping in mind that you most likely have to bring anything needing props or devices will need to be brought by you.

When she reads this, she might be surprised, but I could easily see her and I living there, all year, at some point. With the internet, there are many options to connect, but I don’t think it would be a smart move until we’re both closer to retirement age. What a stunning place. Really. If I could find no other reason to be drawn there other than the night sky, that’s plenty. The light pollution is nil, which causes the sky to resemble a northern Ontario sky…where Orion and The Big Dipper and Hercules can easily be lost in the galaxy of other visible stars. I love it so much I can barely relate the feeling of a sky that free of urban haze.

Thank you Jhoan for making the trip blissful, and thank you Dan, Jenna, Tristan, and Hilary for allowing us on the trip with you (as veterans, we wouldn’t have even bothered had you not invited us and championed the possibilty of this trip) and for putting up with me. Honestly…whew…

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Dan Carlin

September 5, 2008 · 2 Comments

I’m not a history buff. I don’t claim to have a grasp on any particular time period, not excluding our own. I do, however, have a grand affinity for people who dedicate their studies to particular chunks of time, dissecting the eras and epochs of dusty versions of ourselves.

Since I appreciate this historical part of study, you’d think I might read about history. I don’t. Not really. I dabble. The reason is the only imaginable reason; it’s bland. Listening to people talk about history or studying a textbook about history is one of the most drawn out actions capable of clobbering me with a shadow-mallet, something unseen that makes me grit my teeth with boredom.

Finding the antithesis to this rule has been one of the finest finds in my learning-life. A man named Dan Carlin has a podcast called Dan Carlin’s Hardcore History. It has shockingly (to me) bolted up the charts in my personal appreciation of sound-art. It is one of the best podcasts I know of, right up there with This American Life, RadioLab, The Sound of Young America, DicksnJanes, and a few others that I anticipate like a Christmas gift.

Carlin has a way of delivering the history he researches and truly conveying the excitement he has about it in a way that most history teachers “tell you” that history is their passion…only to bore the pants off of you during class. It’s not just his excitement though, anyone can be excited about something and similarly bore you to tears. He has found a way to bridge today with “then”. He puts things in context with today. When he discusses the regimes of the past, their inner workings, he relates it to modern-day regimes in the same regions, discussing the changes and significances of the behaviours in times past. It’s not a fact-reciting like I am familiar with when recounting my history experiences.

For instance, in one show, he discussed the realities of substance abuse among some of the greatest decision makers in the history of the world. Churchill, (Carlin loves him), was pissed up from dawn until dusk. Boozed like mad. Napoleon was rumoured to have been hung-over from opium usage the day he lost his battle at Waterloo. He discussed the plethora of pills JFK was on, including steroids (making his face puffy). It was an eye-opening topic to be discussing, to me. It leapfrogged the point-by-point fact-listing and went directly to a place I have never gone before; world leader get blitzed too, and sometimes when they shouldn’t!

Aside from his unique topic choices, his delivery is tantamount to the experience. You have to hear it to know what I mean, but I highly recommend that you do. He doesn’t shout. He doesn’t holler. He raises his pitch and tone and (oh, okay) volume based on his own sense of intrigue at certain moments of the essay. He is so unabashedly awed by the subject matter, you begin to feel the butterflies yourself, through the headphones, while cutting the lawn or maneuvering trough traffic.

Dan also has another show called Dan Carlin’s Common Sense which is focused on the silliness of bi-partisan politics, discussing the issues from an unbiased standpoint, ridiculing BOTH Republicans and Democrats. I like this a hell of a lot too, but I have only heard two shows…so I can’t yet goad you into listening to them without some more filtering.

I now know of two geniuses named Dan.

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Friend Enters Hockey Night In Canada Theme Competition

September 4, 2008 · Leave a Comment

Until he decides to e-mail me and ask me to remove this, I am posting an entry to the Hockey Night In Canada Theme Contest submitted by a friend of mine. Adam Fox has been a music-guy longer than I’ve cared to know anything about music.

If there’s anyone who has a hybrid interest of sports and arts, it’s this guy, and I think he’s the right kind of guy to be submitting to something like this. I was a big fan of the theme as soon as it was 5 seconds in, and it carried through with that HNIC feel that I think the network will be looking for.

Good luck Adam!

To hear his sample click this link. Adam Fox’s Hockey Night In Canada Contest submission: Rallying Cry.

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